Garfield

Garfield.

Yes, that one.

When I was a kid, Garfield was hilarious. But he only has a few jokes:

- Mondays
- Food
- Sleeping
- Beating up Odie
- Jon's Patheticness

Sadly, all five of those jokes have been beat to death. At this point, Jim Davis is milking a dead cow - and making money at it.

When I was a kid, that limited selection of jokes was enough for me. These days, I need a wider variety of humor to keep me entertained, and Garfield just doesn't do it for me.

Jim Davis - the cartoonist - is apparently a pretty cool guy. But there are dozens of cool people out there, and most of them don't write Garfield. Maybe Jim Davis should join the rest of them.