Friday, October 1, 2010

Dogs

That's right. Dogs.

I don't like dogs.

PHIL'S NEW PUPPY

Isn't she cute? She's a min-pin mix.

In English, that means she will grow up to chew up everything you own, piddle on everything you thought you owned, and attack all of your friends in a series of misguided attempts to establish dominance.

In fact, most dogs are like this. If you're not part of their pack, then you're a threat. And if you ARE part of their pack, they want to be more important than you. They want to be the Alpha, so you need to continually remind them that you outrank them within the pack.

It involves a lot of difficult training and constant reminders that you're in charge.

In general, it's not worth the effort.

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