Mushrooms

My calendar says it's nearly Thanksgiving. How's about I bitch about something food-related this week?

I don't like mushrooms.

They're not a food, they're a fungus.

They're rubbery and unpleasant from the word "go."

Vegetarians and Vegans who used to eat meat often try to sell us on the "meaty" texture of the mushrooms. If I want meat, I'll eat a damn steak, not a fungus!

And don't even get me started on the numerous sins of Cream of Mushroom Soup!